Tuesday, November 18, 2008

What To Do When You Notice That Water Is Inundating Your Man Room…

  1. Set down your game controller.
  2. Yell for help.
  3. Move laptops, remotes and other wireless devices off the floor!
  4. Leap to the electronics stand and make sure the X-Box 360 and the 5.1 Surround Sound receiver are off the bottom shelf of the stand.
  5. Yell for help.
  6. Move all soft objects, pillows, comforters, rugs to a safe, dry place.
  7. Wood! Get all wood objects off the floor.
  8. Know where your shop vac is and have it pre-assembled for sucking gallons and gallons of water.
  9. Call the RotoRooter Man!
  10. Prepare for a few weeks of dislocation. Set up temporary “Man Room Headquarters” in the formal living room.


At 11:09 AM, OpenID jesseperry said...

Voice of experience? I am so sorry.


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